Frienemy (a Friend enemy) -is someone who: A) becomes your friend to do you harm (usually mentally or socially) or B) was actually your friend at a certain point and time  and for one some reason  thought it would be fun to shaft you in one way or another.

The term is best personified by the interactions of the “Plastics” in the movie Mean Girls. Now that I’ve caught you up… lets get into this for real.

As we get older you’d think it would be easier to find and keep honest, loving, good friends. But oh no…frienemies aren’t left behind in high school; not only will this plague you (if you’re not careful) through adulthood the shady cunts get shadier, and the backstabbing gets backstabbier!

After a long week of chatting with some friends of mine it seems that frienemies are running wild! So I thought to myself: “Self- perhaps these people don’t know what they are doing is wrong”. So far be it from me to keep me AWESOME friendship skills under wraps.

1. Friends don’t steal your life/niche sprinkle their own little tired little  funk on it and call it their own
2. Friends will check you when you’re wrong
3. True friends will be happy when you succeed
4. Real friends only want the best for you
5. Friends respect “the code” – you can smash the jump off (if its been ok’d) but no scamming on the ones your friends love.

This all seems quite rudimentary to the chick with a least bit of dignity; but after careful observation it seems that there’s a slew of uncouth females around here, and loyalty is a thing of the past. The absolute shade about it is there’s no networking site that has a list of chicks that you shouldn’t befriend- or they aren’t required to wear bells or a siren. These chicks will disguise themselves as legitimate homies or DABs <down as b*tch(es)> so you will always have to be on the look out. Watch your back and put nothing past anyone! Now I’m not saying not to trust… I’m just saying don’t EVER let the fuckery take you by surprise. I will be nice enough to tell you some simple indicators of the basic frienemy.

1. She has no old friends that deal with her “the long way” (everyone else cut her trifillin ass).
2. She  habitually finds ways to justify her shady actions.
3. She stays talking trash to you about your other friends (what the hell do you think she does when your back is turned you dummy).

The Ojays put it best “They smile in your face- all the while they wanna take your place- them back stabbers.”

So, to sum up this rant… 1.) There’s a lesson you should’ve learned prior to turning 5 years old- TREAT PEOPLE HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED! It’s a hella simple rule… get into it. 2.) IF YOU’RE NOT A DOWN ASS BITCH YOU’RE JUST A BITCH (and if you’re JUST a bitch you’re expendable…like trash- no one wants to be trash)

Oh- and for the males who do review this site… dudes do it too- its absolutely despicable even more gross than when females do it- on account of its quite bitch-made to do sneaky covert things.

Thats all.

Kissy- Bye

The Boss

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