In a perfect world racism wouldn’t exist. Gay people would be understood. Religion would be one. Everyone would understand each other. There would be no violence. There would be no stereotyping or prejudice. Everyone would get along and live happily ever after.

I think some people really believe that one day we will all live in a perfect world. A world where racism won’t exist, and gay people will have equal rights and be able to marry. That “their” religion “catholic” or “baptist” will be THE religion of choice. Or maybe that people just won’t be atheist. That everyone will “accept” God.

Well, i know that this isn’t true. I know that racism, will NEVER go away. I know that gays will never be understood, nor will they ever NOT be discriminated against. And my views on religion are very simply: I believe in God: Period end of story. I mean the world has come a long way, but lets be real: Ignorance is Bliss.

So i always wonder why people find the need to be so passionate behind religion and racism. I know so many black people who are always ready to pull the race card out. Just waiting to be offended. It was just recent when John Mayer’s interview with playboy infuriated about every black man, woman and child. Yea his comments were i guess what 1 COULD consider offensive. But John Mayer is an OFFENSIVE person in general. He also disrespected his ex-girlfriend, along with many others in that interview. People where outraged. I wasn’t. He’s offensive, he was trying to be funny, and it was a tragic failed attempt. I never gave 2 shits about him anyway, nor do i now. But my black people why do we give a shit what people have to say about us? That’s what i don’t understand. Do you feel like you have something to prove? Or defend? I can’t let ignorance offend me or ruin my day. I simply cannot. There is so much more to look forward to in life rather then defending your race. Im black and i’m proud. I don’t have to wear a shirt or scream it from the roof or defend my race every time someone says the “N” word to prove that. Racism is a form of ignorance. And IGNORANCE will NEVER die.

Now religion is another touchy. Because God forbid religion didn’t exist, the world would be in chaos. I definitely need the bible to let me know that “killing, stealing, and cheating is wrong.” And i also need that good man made book to let me know that being Gay is going to land you straight in hell. Along with all the other cheaters and liars. No, i’m sorry, if they repent and accept God, their good. But not you evil gay people. You can’t get married because its ruining the “sanctity” of marriage because of what the Bible’s description of Marriage is. I personally, agree with Whoopi :

“If you don’t support gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person. If your not gay, this has NOTHING to do with you!”

So what the FUCK do you care for?

My point is this. Everyone believes what they want to believe. Religion is something that is consistently shoved down our throats. And people are so argumentative when it comes to it. Their belief is the right one. And yours is wrong. And Jesus said this. And God said that. Look. Your belief is your belief. Mine is mine. You go to your church on Sunday. I’ll go to mine (if i wake up). Don’t invite me to your church, if i don’t inquire about. Its rude. Now THAT offends me. Especially when i don’t ask you. Because your basically saying “Whatever your beliefs are..well its not good enough, come listen to what my Preacher has to say”. And then i’ll watch him leave in his Bently or fly off in his private Jet. I have a special relationship with God, that is none of anyone else s business. And it doesn’t require me to pay someone else’s car note.

The purpose of this blog was basically just to say that life is to short to worry about the things we cannot change. The worst kind of passion is the mis-directed kind. I just hate when people are passionate about things that require no passion. Loosen up your tie a bit, and let the ignorant shit go in one ear and out the other. And when confronted about it just say this :

“Our President is black. And he supports the Gays. So what were you saying?”

Thats the nice way. But we all know I’m not nice. So i always use my fav:

“Wait what? Shut the fuck up.”

Since people seem to not comprehend there are do’s and don’ts in the social-networking site realm…here ya go:

Ø      Don’t be offended if someone hasn’t accepted you as a friend or you have been unfollowed on Twitter. People have many reasons of why they may or may-not accept others as friends or who they exactly want to see on their timeline (Twitter). Everyone has the right to determine who they want in their inner social-networking circle…it’s dreadful to see people get offended over something so trivial and minuet. Just take it for what it is…and simply move on.

Ø      Don’t friend people you are not comfortable with knowing your lifestyle. Everyone has that gut instinct…you know the one that kicks in when you’re about to do something dummy dum. If you get a negative vibe about a person trying to get on your personal page…don’t click that accept button!!!

Ø      Don’t post pics or comments that could get you or your friends in trouble. The streets are constantly watching and with that said you never know who is stalking your page. It could be potential employers who find those drunken, blackmail pics you tagged a homie in…you never know so don’t put yourself or others at risk.

Ø      Do clean out the clutter, don’t be afraid to delete or unfollow. Social sites are for entertainment or networking purposes…and being annoyed does not fit anywhere in the equation. If you aren’t feeling a person’s status updates or tweets…delete or unfollow that azz!!! Feel no remorse…if they’re not real-life friends or paying your bills f*ck their feelings, it’s JUST the Internet!!!

Ø      Do take a chance and randomly follow people but don’t be an Internet stalker. There is nothing worst than a person who stalks out people’s Facebook or Twitter pages. Also, what is the purpose of being on a social site and being anti-social???

Ø    Don’t use social sites as a venue to stalk celebs. If you’re going to follow celebrities on Twitter than at least follow interesting ones. Also, don’t be the person who only tweets celebs and have the audacity to get mad when you don’t get a response back. Trust…we are all laughing at you. Your new name is Desperate Diane or Delusional Dan!!!

There are many other tips I could give but the best one would be…DON’T TAKE THIS SH*T TOO SERIOUSLY. At the end of the day…a social-site should not be the highlight of your day or the center of your universe. That’s a pretty pathetic existence…and DABs/DADs are anything but pathetic!!!

The term is best personified by the interactions of the “Plastics” in the movie Mean Girls. Now that I’ve caught you up… lets get into this for real.

As we get older you’d think it would be easier to find and keep honest, loving, good friends. But oh no…frienemies aren’t left behind in high school; not only will this plague you (if you’re not careful) through adulthood the shady cunts get shadier, and the backstabbing gets backstabbier!

After a long week of chatting with some friends of mine it seems that frienemies are running wild! So I thought to myself: “Self- perhaps these people don’t know what they are doing is wrong”. So far be it from me to keep me AWESOME friendship skills under wraps.

1. Friends don’t steal your life/niche sprinkle their own little tired little  funk on it and call it their own
2. Friends will check you when you’re wrong
3. True friends will be happy when you succeed
4. Real friends only want the best for you
5. Friends respect “the code” – you can smash the jump off (if its been ok’d) but no scamming on the ones your friends love.

This all seems quite rudimentary to the chick with a least bit of dignity; but after careful observation it seems that there’s a slew of uncouth females around here, and loyalty is a thing of the past. The absolute shade about it is there’s no networking site that has a list of chicks that you shouldn’t befriend- or they aren’t required to wear bells or a siren. These chicks will disguise themselves as legitimate homies or DABs <down as b*tch(es)> so you will always have to be on the look out. Watch your back and put nothing past anyone! Now I’m not saying not to trust… I’m just saying don’t EVER let the fuckery take you by surprise. I will be nice enough to tell you some simple indicators of the basic frienemy.

1. She has no old friends that deal with her “the long way” (everyone else cut her trifillin ass).
2. She  habitually finds ways to justify her shady actions.
3. She stays talking trash to you about your other friends (what the hell do you think she does when your back is turned you dummy).

The Ojays put it best “They smile in your face- all the while they wanna take your place- them back stabbers.”

So, to sum up this rant… 1.) There’s a lesson you should’ve learned prior to turning 5 years old- TREAT PEOPLE HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED! It’s a hella simple rule… get into it. 2.) IF YOU’RE NOT A DOWN ASS BITCH YOU’RE JUST A BITCH (and if you’re JUST a bitch you’re expendable…like trash- no one wants to be trash)

Oh- and for the males who do review this site… dudes do it too- its absolutely despicable even more gross than when females do it- on account of its quite bitch-made to do sneaky covert things.

Thats all.

Kissy- Bye

The Boss

twitter @EllavatahJones

Ok, so I’m not going to say I don’t believe in sex addiction. I believe that one’s mind can be capable of being addicted to anything that one is obsessed enough with, until it becomes dangerous. But what I don’t believe is how these famous men are using it as an excuse to cheat excessively on their wives.

Lets be clear about something. Men cheat. And they cheat A LOT. Poor men cheat, middle class men cheat, and rich men cheat. All men cheat. I’ll use an example. The difference between...o lets just throw a random name out there…. TIGER WOODS… and your bestie’s boyfriend is that Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Did you catch that word? Say it again “BILLIONAIRE”.  So where your girl’s boyfriend may be cheating on her with 2 or 3 local skanks, Tiger has the money to fly all around the world and cheat with different women in different area codes.  That’s the ONLY difference. But of course to excuse his ridiculous cheating with a band wagon of porn stars, he is now labeled as a sex addict, because it just HAS to be a psychological problem that this BILLIONAIR is flying all over the world to sleep with a bunch of different gutter sluts. And he’s shipped off to Rehab. What kind of fuckery is this? And do their wives actually fall for it? Well Obviously.

The newest addition to this foolishness is

Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s racist,Nazi loving husband, who was caught cheating with a woman who has so much class, that she has a tattoo the size of Texas on her forehead.  Then of course, another 2 or 3 women came forward claiming they were sleeping with him to. I mean why wouldn’t they? The media is going to pay them thousands of top of thousands of dollars just to say what they did. We clearly learned from Tiger bus load of mistresses that it’s instant money and quick 5 (not 15, but 5) minutes of fame. And if their real smart, they finagle a book deal out of it to make their little coins last a bit longer.

Like I said, I believe in sex addiction. I just don’t believe that’s what is going on right now. Call it what it is. CHEATING IS CHEATING!! But they have an image to up hold. To the public. To their endorsements. To their family. So now it’s an addiction, rather than a lack of moral values. Where they need to send them is to HOW NOT TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE WITH A HAND FUL OF WHORES Rehab. And maybe just maybe, that will prevent them for DOING IT AGAIN. But lets just be real, it won’t.

Johnny S.

@AmericanBoi

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